But with today being a day of almost internet-less recovery, I didn't have much of an idea of what to write about.
Luckily, my friends at #uncyclopedia were there to help:
<azzt|cgi> sannse: toastersAnd it seems they are right. What a great collection...
<sannse> toasters are not an interesting thing
<azzt|cgi> toasters are quite interesting!
<jocke_pirat> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/toaster/
It seems the world of interesting toasters falls roughly into three categories: new designs like the transparent toaster; devices that combine toasting with other actions; and toasters that burn designs into your bread.
Although I'm not quite sure where the "highest popping toaster in the world" fits in.